December 2011
I’ve felt this way every new years since like fifth grade
even 11year old me wanted to drink until tomorrow never came
and vinny talks to himself now
happy fucking new year.
wanna drown my sorrows away in drinking
okay
not gonna happen tho
- friend: i got an A on my calculus test
- friend: i got a hot boyfriend
- friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
- me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
my brother just informed me that our parents told him that they were aliens and they were going to eat him when he was like 4 or 5 years old and then they chased him around my property
i’m meant to be in this family.
p.s. my brother was crying the whole time
he thought his parents were going to kill him, you can’t blame him.
why do we call it germany when the people who actually live there call it deutschland
how did that come about
“hallo, welcome to deutschland”
“no deutschland is a lame name we’re gonna call you germany”
“but that’s not what we—”
“fuck you”
Just wonder how many people know this is true with Finland too? We call it Suomi here!
oh it’s true with a lot of places!
sweden is sverige (which is a way prettier sounding name)
china is zhonghua
england is pip pop jolly good staying-in-land
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